Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..