I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?