is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?