I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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Dignity is for republicans.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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