That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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