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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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