He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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