jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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