sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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