oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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