weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just want nice things and good sex
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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