Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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