What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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