problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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