You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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