Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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