He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
