you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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