In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
