# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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