its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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