i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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