When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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