I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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