Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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