i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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