going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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