No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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