Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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