I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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