i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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