Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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