I only kidnapped one of them. chill
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
he fucked my hip out of place.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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