I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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