im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize