If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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