so explain again why im purple
no
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
