Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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