I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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