we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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