I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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