your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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