I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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