i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Found the puke drawer
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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