Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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