Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.