yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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