Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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