everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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