think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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