69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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