I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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