heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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