Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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