i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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