your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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