Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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