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I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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