this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
worst night to have a conscience
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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