so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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