Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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